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May 27th, 2008

URGENT: Roommate NEEDED

That's what I'm thinking of writing on my roommate ad.


I'm all alone right now. Roommate is married, and the girlfriend just left this morning.


I wonder what Arab extremists are thinking when they think I'm an Arab. I got a call from a guy named Mohammed Al-juzambabwiakmetallah (made that up). We didn't get along. I have my NAME in the ad though... I mean, yes, white people think my name is Arabic. Arabs know better though and they realize its quite obviously Israeli. Whatever.... I don't see how they can expect me to be their roommate when they hate me (which, he was very rude).


I had a few visitors today, because yes, I need to interview them. I'm picky.


The first one was a flamboyantly gay guy who loved how my bedroom was decorated.


The second one was a much older man who is a Vietnam war vet. His wife just died and he couldn't afford to live in his house anymore.


And the last was a girl.


Of the three, I liked the older man. I like being around older war vets. Makes me feel like less of an idiot when I talk to them about things... plus, he'd get along great with my other Nam vet neighbor.


But he's old. Its cool though...big place...


This Journal Entry's Comment Board (28 comments)
Posted on 04:41PM on May 27th, 2008
No way! I'd probably wake up in the middle of the night to find you giving me CPR.... ...Wouldn't I???
Feeling blah
Posted on 04:42PM on May 27th, 2008
Yes, yes you would! What can I say, I really want to save someone's life...
Posted on 04:46PM on May 27th, 2008
Such a wonderfully noble sentiment! :) I wish you luck on your roommate search!
Feeling blah
Posted on 04:46PM on May 27th, 2008
Why thank you.
Feeling giddy
Posted on 04:48PM on May 27th, 2008
are you kidding me??? lmao.. is anyone buying this?? lmao. ;)
Posted on 04:48PM on May 27th, 2008
The old guy... hmmm.... Let me tell you a little story. I have a friend whose younger brother moved in with a man who just lost his wife to help him pay for his house so he wouldn't lose it. The man treated the younger guy like a wife instead of a roommate. Calling to say when he was on his way home. Calling to ask him his whereabouts. It really is a strange situation... Also, be sure the guy won't be disturbed by you coming home at whatever time you want to.
Posted on 04:50PM on May 27th, 2008
I hope everything works out for you:o)
Feeling blah
Posted on 04:51PM on May 27th, 2008
Haha, what do you mean is anyone buying this? And yes, the gay guy was nice... but I'm afraid as to what my apartment would end up looking like. And I said I would rather not have a female roommate in the ad thing, but she came anyway. Oh well... no girls. And I hope that this guy wouldn't end up like that, Mello.... sounds scary. There's a reason why I'm not married yet and its not because I haven't found the right person (okay, that too). I'm just not prepared.
Feeling calm
Posted on 04:54PM on May 27th, 2008
Good luck CC. If you weren't so picky maybe several EP folks could come out and move in with you... :-D Really though I hope you find just the right person!
Feeling blah
Posted on 04:56PM on May 27th, 2008
Haha, well, I would let some EPeeps move in! EP women are the only women I'd allow to live in my house. :P
Feeling swanky
Posted on 04:59PM on May 27th, 2008
well, if you find yourself in an awkward situation with a prospective roomie, you can always bust out the picture of the dog in overalls, to get rid of them!!! haha
Feeling swanky
Posted on 05:01PM on May 27th, 2008
then, ask them how they feel about "your little buddy" or "your son". haha
Feeling crushed
Posted on 05:02PM on May 27th, 2008
Hey, I have a bro in law that needs to find himself any where but here......I'll put him on a bus, and he can sleep at the station,and beg his way to the rent ! It works on everyone ! BUT me !
Feeling blah
Posted on 05:02PM on May 27th, 2008
Hahahaha..... oh my gosh.... good suggestion FiFi. I'll keep that in mind. :P
Posted on 05:02PM on May 27th, 2008
Hey I will move out the la la land and be your roommate... Woo Hoo ! !
Feeling swanky
Posted on 05:03PM on May 27th, 2008
you need to have an escape plan! always!!!
Posted on 05:24PM on May 27th, 2008
i would go with the gay guy, youll never make a bad fashion statement cause he wont let you and your place will stay clean and in style. and they are just fun! (well the ones i know are)
Feeling blah
Posted on 05:55PM on May 27th, 2008
Well, my old roommate was quite the metrosexual and I am a bit too. I could try it though, maybe. And thanks Jessie! :P
Feeling okay
Posted on 05:56PM on May 27th, 2008
How much is rent?
Feeling amused
Posted on 06:22PM on May 27th, 2008
The gay guy commented on YOUR bedroom? Red flag, unless you thought he was cute, lol. The old guy sounds almost too good to be true-because if he was all he seemed, he'd be a perfect roomie for you. I understand not living with a girl, btw! Who did you envision as a good roommate?
Feeling blah
Posted on 06:28PM on May 27th, 2008
Basically, a carbon copy of my old roommate would be nice. And since I like you prototype, I'd pay more of the rent. So you'd pay about... $1700/month. :P
Feeling amused
Posted on 06:30PM on May 27th, 2008
HOLY JUMPIN' BILLY GOATS! Do you live in a mansion?!?!?!?
Feeling blah
Posted on 06:42PM on May 27th, 2008
No, just West Los Angeles. ;)
Feeling amused
Posted on 06:46PM on May 27th, 2008
Wowzer! I immediate vow to cease any and all b*tching about my rent! LOL!
Feeling blah
Posted on 06:53PM on May 27th, 2008
Haha, yeah. And that wasn't half of the rent either. Its surprising if a 1 bedroom apartment out here will have a rent of $1800. And mine is two bedrooms...
Posted on 07:01PM on May 27th, 2008
Roomates and rent both stink after three days.... Good luck.
Feeling excited
Posted on 08:27PM on May 27th, 2008
Is that in US dollars or Euros? Holy cow... that's a lot for rent. I'm like the others. I will never complain again about MY rent!
Feeling blah
Posted on 08:29PM on May 27th, 2008
US dollars. Just don't move to LA! Seriously, my apartment is pretty much normal cost.
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