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Jun 5th, 2008

I guess I act like I'm married

Why does everyone seem to think I'm married? I get told on EP all the time, "oh I thought you were married." Like, before Buddha told several people that she was dating me and she told me that they were like "I thought he was married!" I guess I seem like a sleezy married guy who would cheat on my wife! Yeeesh.


Just so you know - I am not married and never have been and am not planning to be for a while.


Posted by CrippleCrow at 12:42 on Jun 5th, 2008  
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cheliesmiles
Posted on 12:44PM on Jun 5th, 2008
but are you sleazy?
Treefrogz
Feeling calm
Posted on 12:45PM on Jun 5th, 2008
I never thought you were married. :-) But I'm just a treefrog. Dating Buddha huh? Now that's a story... Heh.
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 12:47PM on Jun 5th, 2008
Hah... well we're actually split up now... but that was only as of a few days ago. And I wouldn't say I'm sleezy... I don't cheat on significant others...
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 12:47PM on Jun 5th, 2008
And not that Buddha. ;)
herringbutt
Feeling lazy
Posted on 01:29PM on Jun 5th, 2008
Why would they equal married with cheating on your wife? Hmmm...
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 01:34PM on Jun 5th, 2008
Because they think I'm cheating on my non-existent wife with Teela.
herringbutt
Feeling lazy
Posted on 01:37PM on Jun 5th, 2008
But if I read your story right they only thought you were married BEFORE they knew you were dating her. Ah, doesn't matter.
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 01:39PM on Jun 5th, 2008
Hahaha.... nooo... she mentioned that I was dating her and they said, "wait isn't he married?" They thought that I was with a wife AND her.
antiyou
Feeling uncomfortable
Posted on 01:42PM on Jun 5th, 2008
WHAT!! i feel like i'm reading the lines from a soap opera :) if it means anything cc, i never thought you were married. infact, i thought you were a member of the 'i am single' group :/
herringbutt
Feeling lazy
Posted on 01:44PM on Jun 5th, 2008
Hehe AntiYou, that would not be the first time it looks like a script from a soapie...good comment.
JustJessie
Posted on 01:45PM on Jun 5th, 2008
SO does this blog mean that you are sending my ring back ? *sniffle*
herringbutt
Feeling lazy
Posted on 01:48PM on Jun 5th, 2008
I think you're secretly married to Barry Gibb
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 01:51PM on Jun 5th, 2008
Why, thank you antiyou. I always thought I seemed like a single type.... but hey, don't mind seeming like I'm stable and married - then again I'm cheating on my "wife".... JESSIE.... shh....
JustJessie
Posted on 01:58PM on Jun 5th, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA ! ! I knew it... I thought you and teela were just friends.. *sobs*
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