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Previous Posts  Green eyes :) I loooooove thissss (thanks intrepidtraveler) I've been obviously out of it... Lord I'm one, Lord I'm two, Lord I'm three, Lord I'm four, Lord I'm 500 miles from my home. To push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears. Obscenity, who really cares? Propaganda, all is phony. Ham Har har har har harrrrr Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! :) #2 Breastfeeding at 8-years-old ♥ Bourrée dite d'Aurore Sand I'll have to say I love you in a song I want you :) Angel for sunstone Kindergarten hilarities . . . . . Yerushalayim and Ramallah Ohh man, I freaking love America Ferrera! Checkpoint I made it through the lynch mob, somehow I made it through-ough... Passing the time Yummy things in Old Jerusalem. I CAN'T SLEEP, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING! Urgh... A day in Tel Aviv YouTube recommendations for me I fall to pieces School translations Cheap airline tickets? KKK website Cripple Crow To tell you the truth... Penis calculator Old ladies, oh la laaaa.... I'm an advocating designer Okay, this is bullshit. This cat is going to give me a heart attack.... Ohhh my goshh, I love this... Mosh Ben Ari O Little Town of Bethlehem Old Man River I slept through a huge earthquake Now I know why gay people like me! Ohhh my eyes.... I am Persian meow I need a turban Te amo, mi cholita Yayyyy (+ Natalie Portman) Another very strange youtube recommendation Damn cat I can't believe I'm in America.......... Yeah, I definitely want to watch this, youtube! Horribly immature... I can't help but laugh. The farting pracher.... ;) I don't know about this election.......... Django Reinhardt Please die, Ana Some GREAT Danish music for HerringButt! Britney Spears' "Toxic", covered by Yael Naim. :) My favorite scary catwalk music...haaaaahaaaaa..... I've always wished that I could do this My deepest darkest secret.... There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover Oh G-d, this is sexy Poor Jesus Everyone knows everyone Issues with the gay guy at work.... what the hell? I shouldn't have been a specialist!!!!!!! I can't stop eating. I'm going to get so fat. Slow down, you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvenile Owwww ow ow ow ow owwwww Lilac wine, I feel unsteady, where's my love? Swedish people singing a song about Israel is just about the scariest thing I've ever seen.... For a transsexual, she ain't too bad. OMGWTFROFLMAOLOLBBQ Oh, grandma..... Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his had and called in macaroni.. Weirdo Waste of your time I'm gonna chop off my left leg. I swear, I'LL DO IT!!! Jordan Schlansky... this guy is such a jerk, but hilarious. Passion of the Christ 2 : Crucify This Longer Amazing tan Assasination attempt I screamed again. Check your nads GIT OUTTA MA HOUSE, TOAD! They did not listen, they did not know how. Perhaps they'll listen now... I can't stop eating it... but my mouth is on fire.... I wish I was homeward bound.. Happy Father's Day! BUT! He's gay.... What I do.... A Dream Throwing away your life to get a glamorous life You treat me badly, I love you madly... you really got a hold on me. Let's make our bunnies get it on.... Jerusalem - Matisyahu Marlene Brother's mother and father-in-law... UGH! Frau von Ungefaer June 7 Love is Just a Four Letter Word In CCCCHHHaustralia they look like koalas and kangaroos.... Feels like Heaven Viva la vida At the Hop Pretty Ballerina I guess I act like I'm married Mandy Like a Prayer You Are My Special Angel Great Aunt Mary Habayta The Killing Moon URGENT: Roommate NEEDED Unchained Melody Wednesday morning, 3 AM Bipolar baby. Redemption Song I hate it when doctors give the shots! Oh, Jesus Christ... New Slang Holemet - Din Din Aviv The Office - the original Disney Paris Dante's Prayer Darn Charlie and Harry Play it, Sam... L'hiyot am chofshi b'artzenu, eretz Tzion v'Yerushalayim Honey and the Moon Gets me every time Dramatic reading of a break-up letter I have a new family with me! I am I said We Shall Overcome Azure Ray Korean baby singing I don't know how to love him Big Sur New Soul - Yael Naim LOLOLOLOLOMG No Bravery King Without a Crown Ugh, cat!!!Subscribe
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Jun 23rd, 2008 GIT OUTTA MA HOUSE, TOAD!I have my back door open because my cat is outside right now. Well, I'm sitting in my bedroom which isn't too far from the back door.... I thought I saw something lumpy and dark out of the corner of my eye, so I looked down.... .... IT WAS A FREAKING TOAD! It startled me and I started yelling, and being that I'm naked, I as quickly as possible threw on the boxer briefs laying in front of me, and I went into the hallway and told all of my neighbors. Well, my one neighbor came in and she took it outside... I don't dislike toads or anything, in fact, I think they're quite cute. But the damn thing made me go out into the hallway in my underwear and scream "bloody Mary". I mean, really, toad... did you really have to make me look so weak? This Journal Entry's Comment Board (62 comments)
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