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Jul 4th, 2008

Oh, grandma.....

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Posted by CrippleCrow at 20:53 on Jul 4th, 2008
(updated Jul 4th, 2008)		  
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RosesOfAPoet
Feeling exanimate
Posted on 08:54PM on Jul 4th, 2008
hahahahaha Roflmfao... Omg !!!!!!
intrepidtraveler
Feeling excited
Posted on 08:59PM on Jul 4th, 2008
Oh lord!!! ROFLMFAO! That's where all the priests are getting their ideas...=P
Celainn
Feeling angry
Posted on 09:01PM on Jul 4th, 2008
I can't imagine even BROACHING the subject of what "****" actually meant with my grandma.... Heheh-
e..."Here kiddies, look at the son of god's wiener!" :>
CrippleCrow
Feeling loved
Posted on 09:05PM on Jul 4th, 2008
Haha.... I know, its terrible. The manufacturer should have thought about that one first!!!! And I talk to my grandma about everything... she's a former sex therapist. :P
peaceonearth
Posted on 09:16PM on Jul 4th, 2008
"And I talk to my grandma about everything... she's a former sex therapist. :P" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -
You are much blessed to have a grandmother like this. {or ANY grandmother for that matter} Mine died when I was very young. ~~~~~~~~~~~~-
~~ Concerning the light switch... * speechless * oh well,alright... haw-
hawhawhaw * slinks away ashamed at laughing at those lil kids *
CrippleCrow
Feeling loved
Posted on 09:19PM on Jul 4th, 2008
Yes, my other grandparents mostly died when I was younger. Its quite strange sometimes having a grandma who is so open about sexual matters, and often embarrassing to bring a girlfriend around...
peaceonearth
Posted on 09:19PM on Jul 4th, 2008
er....check out the lil boy in lightswitch playing pocketpool. I gotta get outta here before I say somthing worse. heh
Cinderelly
Feeling irate
Posted on 09:21PM on Jul 4th, 2008
Oh, that is terrible! (lol) I had a friend that had one of those, kind of, but it was just a guy standing there waiting for you to uh, flick the switch...
CrippleCrow
Feeling loved
Posted on 09:23PM on Jul 4th, 2008
Hahahaha.... I didn't notice that POE... oh my gosh, SO bad.... I think I want a lightswitch like that Cinderelly. ;)
CopperCoil
Posted on 11:53PM on Jul 5th, 2008
is this the thing that finally shows you that jesus was the profit and the son of god? if it doesn't turn all wicked jewish people to saved christian ones, i don't know what will.
CrippleCrow
Feeling loved
Posted on 11:56PM on Jul 5th, 2008
I think we Jews are all just doomed for eternity.
SweetbriarPoet
Posted on 12:01AM on Jul 6th, 2008
OMG. Is that real?!! LOL Man I love that picture.
Mother2045
Posted on 12:03AM on Jul 6th, 2008
hmm. awwwwwwww Very sweet CC. Your grandma.
CopperCoil
Posted on 12:04AM on Jul 6th, 2008
but it's so easy (look at pic again) all you have to do is turn jesus ON and you will see the light!
CrippleCrow
Feeling loved
Posted on 12:04AM on Jul 6th, 2008
Haha... yes, its very real...
TheRealWoman
Feeling creative
Posted on 12:09AM on Jul 6th, 2008
Hallelujah!!
BrutMystik
Posted on 12:11AM on Jul 6th, 2008
That is really...terribly funny...OMG. Do you see how he is actually pushing them toward his switch? Thanks CC-where the hell did you get this?!
CrippleCrow
Feeling loved
Posted on 12:14AM on Jul 6th, 2008
I know.... oh my gosh, whoever made that HAD to think of this, right? Horrible, horrible... A friend of mine sent it to me. I have no idea where he found it.
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