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Jul 26th, 2008

Yayyyy (+ Natalie Portman)

So, on August 3rd I am FINALLY getting a freaking vacation... no work, no school.

And I'm going to be flying out to Pennsylvania, and I'm going to go out to the gross Atlantic ocean with my aunt, uncle, cousin Kyra, and Kyra's friend, and then I'm just going to chill out in Pennsylvania.

So yeah, I won't be on EP from August 3rd to August 7th, because I will be at the gay beach. And I mean that its the beach that gay people go to.

And now for the guy who I have been a huge fan of for like...4 years now, but now I hate him because he's dating Natalie Portman, who happens to be in this video.

 


Posted by CrippleCrow at 01:30 on Jul 26th, 2008  
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Mother2045
Posted on 01:40AM on Jul 26th, 2008
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
WhatMakesYouThinkImNot
Feeling okay
Posted on 01:48AM on Jul 26th, 2008
We'll have to compare trips when we're both back. =)
LilAnnie
Posted on 01:51AM on Jul 26th, 2008
"Crush this cripple crow into mashed banana" (2:03) Oh my! Be careful! He's heard of your crush on his girlfriend.
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 01:53AM on Jul 26th, 2008
Haha, your's will probably be better. I'm going to be stuck with two 17-year-old girls who insist I take pictures of them with my fancy camera because they're vain... OMG LOL YAY. :P HAHAHA... Oh wow, I didn't even notice that LilAnnie!!! Hahahahaha.....
KinkyFlower
Feeling bored
Posted on 01:57AM on Jul 26th, 2008
you're going to be...gone...*sniff* who else am i gonna to harass this late at night? lol "...because they're vain" lol that's so funny!
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 02:00AM on Jul 26th, 2008
Hmmmmm... I'm sure you can find someone. :P And its true. Well, I take a picture of them and then they look at it and say, "EEEWW! TAKE IT AGAIN!" And I have to take about 50 pictures to get a good one. They say my camera captures their every little flaw... yaaaa... its a DSLR.. I paid big bucks so that it'll catch details, yeessh! :)
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 02:07AM on Jul 26th, 2008
I would... butttttttt.....
herringbutt
Feeling lazy
Posted on 02:09AM on Jul 26th, 2008
You're going to be in PA? That's close to Princeton...BUT, I leave for Europe on the 2nd. Retrd betch, couldn't you have chosen some other dates???
SirRadsALot
Feeling tired
Posted on 02:09AM on Jul 26th, 2008
Oooh what part of PA?
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 02:09AM on Jul 26th, 2008
WTF u r a retrd betch, betch.
CrippleCrow
Feeling blah
Posted on 02:10AM on Jul 26th, 2008
Its about.... 10 minutes outside of Harrisburg.
herringbutt
Feeling lazy
Posted on 02:10AM on Jul 26th, 2008
WTFBBQ
SirRadsALot
Feeling tired
Posted on 02:22AM on Jul 26th, 2008
Hmmm, I can't tell you what you need to visit then. :C
LilAnnie
Posted on 09:46AM on Jul 26th, 2008
Of course, you realize what could have happened? Mr. Banhart googled his lover's name and your many hit upon popular story about your infatuation with her came to his attention. "Mashed banana!" LOL!
chelswildflower
Posted on 03:20PM on Aug 24th, 2008
ooooh i WONDERED if your name had anything to do with devendra! i love him....& that's so funny that he's dating your celeb crush...haha
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