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Aug 14th, 2008

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Posted by CrippleCrow at 16:59 on Aug 14th, 2008
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vinividivici21
Feeling quixotic
Posted on 05:05PM on Aug 14th, 2008
Yeah....I don't even want to know. lol ;D
Tate3
Feeling mischievous
Posted on 05:06PM on Aug 14th, 2008
Hehehe... I can't even begin...
CrippleCrow
Feeling bewildered
Posted on 05:16PM on Aug 14th, 2008
Can't begin? :o
Tate3
Feeling mischievous
Posted on 05:21PM on Aug 14th, 2008
Yeah, I tried to estimate someone's possible size, but kept dissolving into fits of giggles, lol.
CrippleCrow
Feeling bewildered
Posted on 05:24PM on Aug 14th, 2008
Ohh, you don't need any sound for it sunny. :P Whose size were you estimating? Was it WMYTIN? :P
Tate3
Feeling mischievous
Posted on 05:26PM on Aug 14th, 2008
;D
Firetech
Posted on 05:26PM on Aug 14th, 2008
I have a tape measurer that is much easier to use.
WhatMakesYouThink
ImNot
Feeling refreshed
Posted on 05:28PM on Aug 14th, 2008
I feel used.
CrippleCrow
Feeling bewildered
Posted on 05:30PM on Aug 14th, 2008
Tape measurer schmape measurer (that makes schmape sound dirty). And you are being used. :P
fungirlmmm
Feeling melancholy
Posted on 05:31PM on Aug 14th, 2008
OH MY! I just did the estimates for 2 of my EP peeps; of which I know first hand (lol) this thing actually works pretty well. Thanks Crow. I will be hitting this blog as needed lol.
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